Tuesday, April 9, 2013


The Andromeda** Centre for Inter Galactic Studies
2.5 million light-years (2.4×1019 km) from Earth
Department of Planetary Studies
Topic: Homosapiens : A study of emotional, attitudinal, and behavioral response patterns
Duration: A lifetime of a single specimen (human)
The host : currently 36 years old, female.
I have inhabited the above host for the past 36 human years studying and observing, and am documenting my observation and findings, this being my first report.  As I am unable to influence or alter the behavior of the host(we are a very peaceful species), I have had to only observe and was unable modify or simulate situations for the study.
This is not the first time our species have tried to study the humans. After several unsuccessful attempts by different entities, I have stepped in to try. Since there are no previous studies to base my study upon, especially regarding human behaviour, I have decided to apply theories that the humans themselves have developed.
The Reports, I plan to submit under 3 different heads :
1. What they say
2. On a personal note
3. I just dont get it
Humans are like what they call "snow flakes" on earth. No two are alike. Their physical make up is also similar and not the same. Evidently each one has a different DNA(Deoxyribonucleic acid is a molecule that encodes the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living organisms). Thus each and every human is a different emotional being. Impossible to categorise into water tight compartments. Even humans have developed theories based only on basic underlying commonalities.
On that note, I begin.....
*perspicuity : clarity;plebian : native
**The Andromeda Galaxy is the nearest spiral galaxy to our Milky Way galaxy, but not the closest galaxy
overall. It gets its name from the area of the sky in which it appears, the constellation of Andromeda, which was named after the mythological princess AndromedaThe Andromeda Galaxy is the largest galaxy of the Local Group, which also contains the Milky Way, the Triangulum Galaxy, and about 30 other smaller


  1. The alien from andromeda seems to have a better English vocabulary then me! Looking forward to him bringing out the alien in ourselves! Let's see if he understands the homo sapiens better than what I have in 40 years!

    1. the vocabulary is not that of the alien but of the human(herein, the host to the alien), who has access to google and dictionaries :), right now i think the alien has more questions than answers...but lets see. :)